Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
