I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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