i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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