i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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