so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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