Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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