so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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