batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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