Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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