It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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