Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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