Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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