I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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