Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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