I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
You were trust falling into bushes
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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