you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
