You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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