maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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