also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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