My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
