i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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