You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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