I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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