and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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