girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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