too bad you live with your parents still
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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