yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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