Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
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just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
false alarm. still invincible.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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