none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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