I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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