No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
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love makes seman taste better
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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