i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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