I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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