school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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