a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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