Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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