is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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