I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
There's even glitter on my cock...
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