My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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