I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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