that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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