Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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