I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
this is an emotional support booty call
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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