umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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