You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I have aggressive nipples.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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