Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Oh god it's open bar.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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