I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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