I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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