; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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