i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
