She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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