we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
a search helicopter?!
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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