turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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