Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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