im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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