thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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