who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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