OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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